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Monday, January 21, 2008

different sides of a strange coin

It's been concluded. The jury has passed judgement. The condemnation has begun. I honestly think I'm crazy, not in the mind-ripping deedoodeedaa lip-bubbling Crazy-Frog sense, but in the self-aware-yet-deeply-troubled sense. Members of this exclusive club of insanity are usually locked up or postulate theories about expanding universes and life at the speed of light. Being of a modest upbringing myself, I'm waiting for the men in white coats to lead me away in a straight jacket.

"Why the sudden plea, o Magnificent One?" cries the fans of Butlerman in adoration.

Generally, people who believe they've nearly been possessed do not linger around in society for very long. Being assaulted by a pictureless and soundless nightmare and feeling conscious enough to attempt to force my eyelids open yet being unable to makes for an interesting night of sleep. Which has occured 3-4 times over the past 6 months yet I've finally found myself bored enough to post about it.

It seems likely however, that I just dreamt the entire procedure up, because I've been a long suscriber of recurring dreams (nightmares of Lord of the Rings II troubled me for a week believe it or not - and it had little or nothing to do with the sexual tendencies of Ian McKellen), and was probably too dead exhausted to push my eyelids open.

Anyway, following Hollywood horror-movie logic, you've just made a disgustingly big mistake by reading this post. You're next. Good news is, you get to spend an eternity with myself.

"Running through hell, Heaven can wait" Long Road to Ruin by Foo Fighters
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