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Sunday, April 15, 2007
Making the largely-regrettable decision to turn on the TV for a 'few moments' (it never turns out that way, does it), Butlerman soon got obsessed with the ways of Bushido after spending the last 2 hours of his life scrutinizing every detail of The Last Samurai (punctuated by whines over Tom Cruises' impeccable eyebrows and detracting comments made a couple of years ago about Koyuki is only hot after you've been through a consummate sake binge- admittingly she is quite attractive in a certain manner even without the influence of alcohol) on his TV from 5 inches away. It is with great regret that the authors/editors of this blog (all six of the different personaes of this highly disturbed schizophrenic individual) inform that Butlerman wishes to discard the imagination-stimulating formfitting spandex of the Butlerman costume to put on a kimono and wave a variety of objects such as a fan and/or katana in a vaguely androgynous fashion. Wait a mo... that sounds disturbingly familiar. Cue hauntingly beautiful Hans Zimmer music from the Last Samurai soundtrack-  Hopefully this time around, he'll end up looking slightly more masculine, befitting of his self-proclaimed alpha-male dominance of the extensive (so he claims) area that is Siglap.TO THE BATMOBILE
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