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Sunday, February 25, 2007

sentosa is a bitch (you know, beach?)

Butlerman goes to the beach, sans his usual superhero outfit, sporting instead a washed-blue PE tanktop on yet another of those questionably-awarded but dully celebrated AC holidays. He tries to emulate Ronaldinho/Robinho/Ronaldo/Rivaldo/any normal Brazilian in a flashy display of beach football, but ends up kicking sand into his face... Attempts to swim but has an overdose of seasalt for his trouble, served up with a couple million calf cramps. Ends up suffering from third degree burns on his head and shoulders region (complete with embarrasing singlet tan lines) and looking like the lobster display at your local Fish&Co. There has to be a moral in this story.

Always bring sun-block to the beach Never leave my house ever again. (I type this out most vehemently as my father chances past my bedroom door and makes another passing remark over my resemblance to the red power ranger)

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