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Monday, February 12, 2007

bouts of insanity

I'm quite certain, as a sleep-deprived, eyebag-cursed, homework-overloaded superhero, I could be achieving a far lot more then I am at this present moment by spewing my (lack of) insightful views over the world wide web. Instead, my imagination has been captivated by what was a meaningless forage into the junkyard of cyberspace that is Friendster where I've stumbled across the existence of a few more beauties from SCGS, where I was left astounded in the manner of someone who has heard of the word "female" but never ever seen one.

However, with more pressing issues to attend to, such as the realisation that via the increasingly faster and inevitable process called "hair-growth", my once bald head has now begun to resemble a potato (a hairy and obscene potato to boot). Desperately seeking means of which to cut my hair which doesn't involve me paying the Chinese New Year surcharge to a barber, I'm quite open to anybody offering himself/herself up for the task of trimming my sides (hair-wise) such that I resemble something more humanlike as less like a mutant tuber. This is actually (quite disturbingly so) correlated to Valentines day (as all potato-related issues always are to the occasion where pledges of love and romance are made... or are they?) because for the 17th time in all 17 years of my life have I found myself unable to be bothered to ask anyone (male or female) out - possibly due to a deep innate fear of rejection because I am Butlerman, end of story.

With stress threatening to tear my brain apart in a not-too-tidy fashion, I shall gently retire to the comfort of my bed and its tasteless bed sheets to meditate over the possible solutions after I've checked my room and pockets thoroughly in case there was an available Valentine there - one never knows his luck...

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