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Wednesday, January 03, 2007

more ravings...

With barely 5 hours to I have to awake for my inaugural day into IB (fast becoming alot less appealing than it was 4 months ago - to be touched on later), and my pulse still racing (for no reason whatsoever other than the fact my sleep cycle has been severely messed around with), things are starting to look grim particularly for my mother who has the arduous and unenviable task of waking me in the morning. Nevermind sleeping pills, I'm starting to suspect tranquilizers are needed to put me to sleep...

(Not so brief interlude as I enjoy my spicy sardine toast sandwich and a slice of Lo-Fat Cheesedale, and after being assigned to print about a million pdf files in the ever-dreaded double-sided page format format, I return at 1.34am, feeling sufficiently tired and having about 4 hours of blissful sleep before I'm to be awaken)

While I'm still busy strugging to find the right words for the emotions I'm feeling for my orientations (us Superheroes naturally come across as aloof, being all homo-superior and all, and the maintaining-a-secret-identity bit doesn't make us the best companions for ice-breaking activities.), I'm starting to wonder of IB was really the right choice at all in comparison to the lure of RJC or god-forbid ACJC... All is not well within the vast (and often underused) mind of Butlerman...

If there is any consolation, the miniscule amount of females present in my batch of IB year 1's would contain a ravishing beauty who would fall for my roguish charms (which admittedly have yet to manifest) - the odds aren't great, but I'm willing to use any expense of hair wax and cologne to achieve this. Though a body suit and plastic surgery may come in handy...

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