To the BATMOBILE
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Sunday, September 17, 2006
You are Detective InsertYour NameHere lazing around in the familiar warm comfort of your plush couch. Evil has no place in your home and you are having your well earned rest from a day's work of attempting to prevent crime. All of a sudden your pager beeps furiously. "F*ck" you yell, asterix included, as you accidently choose your wrong starter Pokemon because of the interruption. You knew you should have gotten rid of your pager a decade ago when handphones were invented. But yet somehow you knew that this was a sign from your dark vigilante and fellow (and better) crimebuster, Butlerman. It read (and yes you can sms pagers you technologically-incompetent fool): "InsertYour, you there? Buggerdamnbloodyw*nkhell. A.Math and Geography tomorrow ohmygodohmygodohmygod. Help? Hello? I need string for Mapreading? And do you know how to integra..." You breathe a sigh of relief as pagers can only hold so many characters in an SMS. As some glowing manifestation of kindness buds from within, urging you to offer a hand in help and support, a quick glance to your beckoning Gameboy Advance is all you need to make the decision and squash that little bloody manifest anyway. For the tower of support and companionship Butlerman is, he is not Pokemon Ruby Red. And now you have to find a way to cope with Bulbasaur for the whole game. Oh... my. Geography and A Maths. If you should so much as to stumble across this before 8am September 18ths, remember to offer your wellwishes, bulging packets of money, young beautiful daughter's hands in marriage and other such delightful gifts. Until then, I shall attempt to sleep. TO THE BATMOBILE |
The Writer
highly confidential Martin Butler, or affectionally known to others as "Butler", "Butlerman", or just "Butt". -Most eligible bachelor of 2004-every year henceforth - step aside Mr.Clooney -Doesn't particularly enjoy much anymore having been desensitized as part of a cruel torturous regime a.k.a IB... -Dislikes everything he doesn't like... Nov 8th - Remember the date! MSN - butlerwantsu@hotmail.com (Add with caution) Archives
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