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Sunday, September 03, 2006
Many a shocking news today (many a shocking grammar too)... But where do we begin... And so, Steve Irwin has passed on, which is tragic to say the least (no, seriously - )... It seems fitting that such a guy would lose his life pursuing his greatest passion. Talk about occupational hazards... For someone who's survived wrestling with crocodiles of all things with broken ribs to boast about, and all other things scaly, deadly or snarl-y, to succumb to a "usually docile" animal; it rewrites the definition of 'mortality' (deep, is it not). Despite being the self-proclaimed Defender of Freedom and Guardian of 7 Siglap Road, I'm more likely to meet my demise at the hands (or rather, hard toe-stubbing edge) of a mean coffee table in a comical-in-the-macabre-kind-of-fashion involving extreme amounts of clumsiness only associated with me. Other such "shocking news" I bore reference to would encompass my friends sexual lives. Not exactly something I'll be keen to share over the net, or with anyone for that matter, but enough to make me reconsider my morals and give me a serious case of nightmares. While my very sex life (or social life - a more politically correct, and less suggestive term. Nothing much to be suggestive about, I assure you, as perverse as my behaviour tends to lend itself towards occasionally) is no Aesop's Fable, it pales - positively blends into milky-white oblivion - in comparison. (The sad fact is, for the supposed casanova that I make myself out to be, purple suit, peacock feathered felt hat in golden trim and pearly white leather dress shoes, my Having just finished watching "Waiting..." (Hilarious, great script, perverse, hot actress in Vanessa Lengies. Highly recommended!) and the clock showing 3.03 a.m, my bed beckons invitingly and I shall gratefully oblige... TO THE BATMOBILE |
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highly confidential Martin Butler, or affectionally known to others as "Butler", "Butlerman", or just "Butt". -Most eligible bachelor of 2004-every year henceforth - step aside Mr.Clooney -Doesn't particularly enjoy much anymore having been desensitized as part of a cruel torturous regime a.k.a IB... -Dislikes everything he doesn't like... Nov 8th - Remember the date! MSN - butlerwantsu@hotmail.com (Add with caution) Archives
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