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Sunday, April 30, 2006
The mysterious race that dwells within in the deep recesses of the Amazonian Rainforest that is my writing (refer to last thursday's post, which you should immediately go read over and over again, repeatedly re-clicking the refresh button on this page to generate as many "hits" for this website as possible), has finally been discovered via a wrong turn by our illustrious superhero. The originally deemed-nonexistent tribe of Butlerman Fans has existed all along! After doodling on Microsoft Paint (the programme that devalues the Windows Package) for a good half hour as some sort of twisted self torture instead of the pleasure I ought to be getting from deviating away from E Math study, I decided to check my e-mail. Lo and behold! I had tons of mail from fans of all sorts. Many of them in particular promised that they could enlarge my penis, guaranteed (the proof that was offered to me through images was stunning in a poke-my-eyes-out sort of way. What I can say is that the models obviously enjoyed themselves). My first thought was that it was a mite surreal, with more than a few dozen people (the large majority being women. The odd male was scary) seemingly preoccupied with my genital size. Usually something that is rather private, but I'm touched that so many share my burden. At least I thought they were fans. Now, considering how for the last 2 entries had concerned fans, rainforests, Maths, and/or (burst) weiners, in particular how I've gone a bit overboard in the lattermost detail (the mere gestation of this thought would drive most women into mass suicide - lemming style). It would not be a bad idea to change the subject matter (you can't fault me for having another of my abrupt topic changes this time) - I have decided to reveal the latest 2 songs that have been stuck in my head for the past few days. Coldplay - The Hardest Part Note that this is in video because my sister did tell me specifically to go watch the video - with obvious reasons. One of the more "robust" Coldplay songs of late (always felt that Coldplay songs have a spine-chilling feel about them - something to listen to when you're contemplating the mysteries of life e.g. my eternal bachelor status) which reminds me a tad of REM really. Not to say I'm any expert in this (got to grade 5 for piano and subsequently failed the requirement for grade 6...) Gnarls Barkley - Crazy The one song to rule them all. Need not say more. (Health warnings : May induce addiction) TO THE BATMOBILE |
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highly confidential Martin Butler, or affectionally known to others as "Butler", "Butlerman", or just "Butt". -Most eligible bachelor of 2004-every year henceforth - step aside Mr.Clooney -Doesn't particularly enjoy much anymore having been desensitized as part of a cruel torturous regime a.k.a IB... -Dislikes everything he doesn't like... Nov 8th - Remember the date! MSN - butlerwantsu@hotmail.com (Add with caution) Archives
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