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Thursday, February 23, 2006

oh the mundane!

Butlerman admits it. The creative juices have stopped flowing (while other juices still freely... The cries of censorship lie unanswered). My life is no longer as interesting as it once was. Rather, I can't seem for the life of me (pun obviously intended) to make my life interesting for your benefit as much as mine...

The only time my heart managed to quiver a pulse of excitement was when I was thrown into a heated arguement with the 74 bus driver who was adament that a dashing young man such as I did not have 45 cents to pay the bus fare with, after my fully-milked EZ Link card beeped embarassingly as it hit negative 40 dollars (or some other nominal sum). When it became increasingly apparent I was telling the truth, I was still forced to surrender my last 40 cents to travel 3 stops down the road. Superhero pride dictated that I returned later to smack him around his pimply jowls and get the last laugh. Though what really happened was I burst through the windows (the door opened too slowly) as the bus arrived outside my school and made a quick getaway, with the driver screaming after me, "You owe me 5 cent arh? Owe 5 cent, pay 5 cent argh!".

In vain attempt to divert the attention to something other than my hair-raisingly dull life (which I liken to be less interesting than watching paint dry, or even watching TV Mobile), I begin the never ending quest to seek true perfection, something which I was confident I was fast approaching, yet not fully reciprocated in survey results...
Go on then... take part in the survey ! You know you want to...
TO THE BATMOBILE

posted by butler at 10:26 pm
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1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous commented at 4:24 am~  

not bad you're quite funny (haha funny not weird funny). for a rugger. kidding. good joke i know.

those bus drivers can move deceptively fast can't they.

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