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Tuesday, February 14, 2006
What does a man do when he arrives home to the drudgery of his house, as he settles with the grace of a sack of potatoes into his computer chair, swivels around to face his computer when every other virile male on the face of God's good Earth is busy delivering roses, chocolates, chocolate roses and the like to their significant other? (Editors note: The initial paragraph was written on valentines day itself... However it was only today which I thought of an answer...) That particular man, in this case is no ordinary man (but a Butlerman! Cue can laughter, followed by a profound sense of loss as I realise my sense of humour has died), has realised that while listening to Greatest Love Hits 1990 may not exactly soothe his toubled, single (and very lonely) heart, some enjoyment can be derived from publically declaring (via a blog) his absolute inadequacy when it comes to girlfriends. (It is duly noted that such sado-masochism may have turned several candidates away, despite my musclebound physique, charming smile and heroic profile. Whoops?) As the timeless hit "Show Me The Meaning of Being Lonely" by the Backstreet Boys plays for the 50th time, it has become apparent that my consistent failure to please not only members of the opposite sex, but a group of beings that is especially dear to my heart (Yes yes... Butlerman screws up again), may actually be due to some inherent failure of mine. Time for Butlerman to consider a career shift (or taking up meditation to find ill deserved inner peace in the mountain regions of Nepal, and hopefully a spiritual companion to boot...) TO THE BATMOBILE |
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highly confidential Martin Butler, or affectionally known to others as "Butler", "Butlerman", or just "Butt". -Most eligible bachelor of 2004-every year henceforth - step aside Mr.Clooney -Doesn't particularly enjoy much anymore having been desensitized as part of a cruel torturous regime a.k.a IB... -Dislikes everything he doesn't like... Nov 8th - Remember the date! MSN - butlerwantsu@hotmail.com (Add with caution) Archives
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