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Wednesday, January 04, 2006
Someone once told me I have the innate ability to make anything I do sound interesting* (whereas I could never make myself sound any more appealing)... I shall attempt to entertain once more with accounts of my *drumroll* second day of school, and my first few encounters with my new (and utterly dastardly) form teacher. Curse you! I don't take physics, having mastered it at the age of 6 (followed by 4 forms of martial arts - Taekwando, Karate, Muay Thai and my personal favourite, Kama Sutra, all forms of classical art and 8 different languages), and as I was about to make my way out of the class for about the 20th time in the last half hour, he proclaimed in a deep resonating (heavily Indian accented) voice that - 1) I couldn't leave the class, 2) I couldn't rest during free periods, and 3) My sideburns were too long. In the silence that followed, I hastily gathered up the remnants of my lower jaw and cleared up my nosebleed. Butlerman has never felt so much more imprisoned than during his 2006 physics lesson. Superheroes should never be bound! And never once should their sideburns be gotten rid of! Even my Elvis impressions were lost on him and he slowly drew a finger across his lack of facial hair. Humourless bastard. It's been a weird day, I grant it that much... Even as I blog (at my customary snail pace) I'm talking to one of the least likely people I'd ever talk to (for the simple fact that person scares the balls out of me) - however my ego shall only leak known the fact that I find it suitably interesting and pleasant. You only heard that once. *He actually said "Butler(man), you're full of bullshit." Hell it's the same thing anyway. TO THE BATMOBILE |
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highly confidential Martin Butler, or affectionally known to others as "Butler", "Butlerman", or just "Butt". -Most eligible bachelor of 2004-every year henceforth - step aside Mr.Clooney -Doesn't particularly enjoy much anymore having been desensitized as part of a cruel torturous regime a.k.a IB... -Dislikes everything he doesn't like... Nov 8th - Remember the date! MSN - butlerwantsu@hotmail.com (Add with caution) Archives
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