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Sunday, November 27, 2005
It just occured to me as I entered totheBatmobile for about the 15th time this hour (why, to clock up all those visitor counts of course! On the topic of this, I'm feeling extremely pleased to find out after much mathematical workings that more than THREE PEOPLE visit my blog - One step closer to my plans of world domination.) that I can't actually understand my last post. In every attempt to sound that teensy bit more intellectual, I have forsaken all semblance of grammatical structure et cetera et cetera... Of course, as a role model and idol of many young Singaporeans out there, I have thus agreed (with a nod of approval of the government) to make a public apology, and mention a word or two about the Speak Good English campaign. I thus quote "You do not have to use big words to speak good english". So the next time you even bother to think about using the word "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" (Which is a lung condition suffered by miners, or so they say.), STOP, clap your hands twice, shout "PAP" and communicate via monosyllabic grunts for the rest of your life (say with one sound words can?) I shall now proceed to buy ingredients as I intend to cook myself dinner tonight - Asparagus, ham and chilli pasta. Wellwishes and prayers are accepted. TO THE BATMOBILE |
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highly confidential Martin Butler, or affectionally known to others as "Butler", "Butlerman", or just "Butt". -Most eligible bachelor of 2004-every year henceforth - step aside Mr.Clooney -Doesn't particularly enjoy much anymore having been desensitized as part of a cruel torturous regime a.k.a IB... -Dislikes everything he doesn't like... Nov 8th - Remember the date! MSN - butlerwantsu@hotmail.com (Add with caution) Archives
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