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Tuesday, November 15, 2005
As a good majority of you already know (the thought of which leaves a warm fuzzy feeling in my stomach, alongside the burning sensation that was the curry I had for dinner), my birthday had recently passed on the 8th of November. A handful of my friends (well - I think they are) have probably misplaced their presents/cards/brains come the eve of my birthday but all is forgiven (well more or less. See you in hell suckers!)... After a night of beer, birthday bling (I recieved a hefty nigger-ish medallion of a spinning wheel, batteries not included from my dear friends in some minute resemblence to theBatmobile's wheel I suppose), bulging bellies after dinner at Marche, and a distinct lack of beauties, I decided a night or two's worth of reflection was well in order to see what I have actually achieved these extremely short 12 months. Though most people know as well as I do that I haven't particularly accomplished anything worthy of mention as of this year, apart from purchase a pair of shoes, ruin another, virtually render all hopes of a relationship impossible (oh lets face the facts - I had a zero chance anyway...) and as of yesterday, I have lost 14kgs! (I'd carry on into a boisterous laugh as my cheeks would no longer jiggle along in merriment). The lattermost fact, in fact is rather shocking, as my quick mental calculations (with some reliance on my handy computer calculator) revealed that if I carried on with such drastic weight loss, despite my overwhelmingly trim figure and good looks, I may very well disappear of this Earth in a couple of years. Well and truly shocking. I ordered a pizza soon after... I shall save my 15-16 resolutions in the next log, as for now, I believe spending 4 hours muling over a single blog post has been bad enough, and my medallion needs polishing... TO THE BATMOBILE |
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highly confidential Martin Butler, or affectionally known to others as "Butler", "Butlerman", or just "Butt". -Most eligible bachelor of 2004-every year henceforth - step aside Mr.Clooney -Doesn't particularly enjoy much anymore having been desensitized as part of a cruel torturous regime a.k.a IB... -Dislikes everything he doesn't like... Nov 8th - Remember the date! MSN - butlerwantsu@hotmail.com (Add with caution) Archives
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