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Tuesday, August 02, 2005

to be a celebrity blogger?

Recently, while scanning through the worthless trash thats written in the Newpaper while juggling my file, schoolbag and about ten million other things (Superhero stuff, you know), I came across something relatively unknown to me (especially - me). Enter the world of "Celebrity Bloggers", where several ladies have managed to throw themselves in a lil' spotlight by flashing some flesh, sprouting several pages worth of nonsense (which made the Newpaper pale in comparison; think "Penis Sizes" - then think, "What the F**K?").

The ladies in question..? I forgot. Due to the untimely arrival at my destination and a frantic scramble to gather up my equipment, all the while furiously strumming my "air-guitar" along to the tunes of System of a Down and looking (bloody brilliantly, if I say so myself) sexy in my new hairstyle.

Desperate for some publicity after having guarded Siglap safe from various groups of scoundrels, and doing my best to stick my ACS badge into every Victoria-High student that I come across, I was prepared to powder myself into oblivion with extra mascara, makeup, eyeliner (whatever girls use on themselves these days?), and bare a few explicit details to make up for lost viewership.

Do not be surprised to find that your next visit to TO THE BATMOBILE would require parental approval... Things might heat up slightly around here...

(Disclaimer : All above threats were not to be taken seriously. I would not want my dear audience to die of shock and/or go blind anytime soon, would I...?)

My fastest blog yet -
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posted by butler at 9:45 pm
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