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Tuesday, June 07, 2005

butlerman hits wall street

I am not rich. Contrary to popular belief, I am positively cash-strapped. Realising the desperate situation, I have come up with a suitable list, in order of most feasible to least, to get some money quickly! Beloved readers can only ask and I will share my tips (at your own risk however. Don't say I didn't warn you)

1) Sell my body
2) Gamble
3) Smuggle petrol from Malaysia
4) Last resort being to get a job

While I'm not too sure how effective the first 3 are (however interesting they sound, especially number 1) , a close friend of mine has put mind, soul, body, and nearly all communications with me at risk (desperate isn't it) to earn some several hundred dollars. Incredible, considering the fact that I can barely handle such a sum in a mathematic equation. (My prowess in Maths is legendary)

With several quick mental calculations, so fast it was painstakingly so, and showing a knowledge of economics that would leave most Wall Street stock traders gasping feeble (and in great confusion), I managed to work out that someone of my great mental capability could possibly get a job at McDonalds (if I get lucky). 6 hours of nonstop oil, fries, false smiles and homosexuals in yellow jumpsuits and red wigs, everyday for for about 4 weeks and I'll possible make some money along my friend's lines. Mmm mmm. I can smell the grease already.

If anything, I blame my wallet's sudden slim bodyline on my house Feng Shui. Apparently, (I'm not joking when I say that) my kitchen sink shouldn't be in the Southeast corner of the house, and my door is in the wrong place. I always knew divine forces were working against me. Less then 12 hours ago the girl of my dreams told me she would'nt get into a relationship with anyone anytime soon. Divine intervention indeed.

To a possible job at McDonalds!
and as usual
TO THE BATMOBILE (June 16, Batman Begins, I'll see you there *lightning crackles*)

posted by butler at 9:26 pm
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