To the BATMOBILE

Sunday, May 01, 2005

stepping up a gear!

"give me Ice Cube!
give me Vin Diesel!
give me the O levels now! (on second thoughts, i'll pass)
give me the Devil and more!
and i'll take them all on (and lose terribly)!
i'm KING OF THE WORLD!"

these were more or less the words i screamed as my father and i stumbled outside our house at 12.04, half naked, perspiration running off our brow, smelling of beer (more my father than me i must say), bleary eyes now gleaming crazily, but undeniably, triumphant, we fully believed we were the rightful heirs to the world's throne (well, some throne. we more or less knew it our hearts we were deservingly, of royalty). unfortunately, my mother hasn't struck the big one, a.k.a. the $3,000,000 first prize of toto, despite her disgustingly obscene luck in gambling.

rather, we've just witnessed a miracle of sorts, southampton having just beaten norwich 4-3 after brilliant 85th minute goal by god (henri camara anyone). to the 3 of you who don't support southampton (shame on you!), or don't watch football (well, i'm speechless really. as an brit, or partly brit, i don't really believe these people exist), this is one step to southamptons great escape from relegation to the depths of hell (lower divisions) . followers of the footballing faith should know that this feat was once tantamount to me getting full marks for chinese. now it's more or less similar to the chances of me getting a B. still quite hard to achieve, but won't give my mum or chinese teacher a heart attack.

speaking of marks, and heart attacks, the mid-years are more or less looming in my beautiful face... and regardless of the wild streak in me tempting me to spit in its ugly rearing face, and continue mucking about the house for 2 more weeks till its over, i have decided to attempt to study! this after having consulted and alerted the relevant authorities (parents, teachers, hospital staff) to make sure they are on highly responsive just in case my brain/heart activity slips to zero. ah exams. the bane of the child within, just like how carbon dioxide is the limiting factor to photosynthesis (Bio! the first subject i've studied!)...

anyway, a desperate call to all those who are going to the ACJC play as I need company to go with... despite the fact its 1 month away. (my social agenda revolves around such activities, and the occasional spontaneous activity that leaves me half dead *cough*paintball*cough*) oh well. it has been an eventful day. wake up... brush teeth.... eat breakfast... lunch.... dinner.... football!! running about half-naked!!! waking up neighbours!!! i plan now to brush my teeth and shower and keep some semblance of hygiene, before i sink into unconsciencess.

a salute!
to SOUTHAMPTON!
to the KING OF THE WORLD!!
TO THE BATMOBILE

posted by butler at 12:42 am
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