To the BATMOBILE

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

butlerman talks batmobile. this time for real

vroom vroom.

Alright. so I meant "butlerman talks business", still, an awful pun injected here and there can't hurt, can it. well not that badly anyway.

A not-so-recent post by an unknown bypasser left me in deep thought. (very deep thought when you realise it required more or less a month before I could come up with the answer to his question). why the hell did i choose To the Batmobile, as my extremely riveting blog's title? Why, when I have more knowledge of Quadratic Equations than comic book lore (which to be frank, isn't alot).

*cue X-files theme song* this journey would take you into the world of occult, meaningless nonsense and god-knows-what-else. welcome to earth as I know it.

The batmobile represents batman's "mojo", the ultimate sex symbol for comic book addicts, black, sleek, curvy and alluring, confident and rearing to go. and it can more or less do anything.

I, tend to differ slightly. i'm not black, well, rather sleek if i say so myself, but not as sleek. Not particularly curvy, thankfully enough, and I'm about as lethargic as a sloth on dope. It gives me great relief to announce that i am not a geek sex symbol (but i can be yours! try not to choke when you read this). i cant muster my knees to keep still when a girl smiles at me and as it seems, recently i can't do anything right, from remembering to bring my calculator to math exams, to using chopsticks. then again, i could never use chopsticks. (i find chopsticks most distressing. that and chinese restaurants. i could never tell when the chinese waiter is saying "one fried rice for the imperialist dog at table five". And i don't think i'm alone in thinking it odd that a people ingenious enough to invent paper, gunpowder and... kites, haven't worked out that using two sticks for knitting is no way to eat food) this would explain why every time i've finished eating, my table looks as it was in the centre of a violent arguement and i have a new row of buttons in the form of rice beads. and asian girls are cute. slightly irrelevant (but not when it comes to you, babe)

This I hope, would suffice in explaining why it is TO the batmobile. where I attempt, if anything to be that sexier, more confident superhero. and not to be the geek sex symbol.

pardon the occasional poor attempts at pick-up lines, but i'm getting them ready just in case i meet some dream girl on the bus or during tuition (or the next time i see YOU. "you look faint, want some mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?" nevermind) and the horrible punctuation.

until I reach the high echelons of being a Supreme Being, I shall continue to update this horrid journal of mine and expose my deepest darkest fears to all you horrible horrible people (except you, sexy...)

TO THE BATMOBILE

posted by butler at 9:37 pm
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