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Saturday, January 22, 2005

the return of butlerman...

well. they say a writer's imagination comes from a single random creative spark that comes at any time. havent had one of those for a loong looong time. however, what i have had recently is a strong dose of hot chinese chicks while on an overseas trip to china! decent trade-off by any means, hehehe.

on the topic of hot chinese chicks and overseas enrichment programmes (very much part of the venerable ACSi curriculum), i have decided that overall - CHINA ROCKED BALLS. while most of the chinese schoolgirls thought i was some mandai zoo exhibition, with the average caucasian being as rare as a singaporean with good table manners or the proverbial "blue moon", a good number of them actually smiled at me (which incidentally set off a few hormonal reactions within me). for several brief instances of my subzero forage into Shanghai, Suzhou and Hangzhou, i actually felt wanted by someone. which of course never occurs in Singapore. and not to mention the fact i could speak chinese nearly killed several of them.

well. everybody's favourite superhero butlerman is back after nearly having the time of his life. this officially marks the end of the first seemingly successful year of the chronicles of butlerman. however i havent accomplished one target i seek to complete, that is, to see a new name on my tagboard. new = someone i dont know. the rate this is going, i'd sooner migrate to China to find a taitai for myself, as the chances for someone to display similar affections for yours truly is rather slim indeed.

such a morbid future i have in store for myself. (unless i decide to migrate to china, of which there are 3 possible outcomes, ranked in order of probability,
1- i get HIV 90%
2- i get killed by several triad members 9.9%
3- my chinese improves 0.1%)

now, as i go off to report this new addition to this online journal on MSN, to the odd person who bothers to read, butlerman bids you good day, and reminds you not to go to China without leaving all sympathy behind. (i didn't and tried to give way to one cyclist, only for the rest of them to misinterpret me. that incident nearly got me run down by 600 or so motorised bicycles)

butlerman is back from shanghai, and now off
TO THE BATMOBILE

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