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Tuesday, December 07, 2004

watch out england... butlerman's coming

Six thirty a.m. in heathrow airport london 9th december.

a tall handsome fellow steps out of his private jet into the adulation of a 8,000 strong crowd as their chant his name. "butlerman! butlerman!"

with professional sexy strides, and a few waves to the crowd send the 90% crowed-majority of the women swooning.

carrying a fashionable cane and in an armani suit, he walks out of the airport-

AND OUTTA HIS DREAM.

damn.

TOMORROW THIS TIME I WILL BE IN THE AIRPORT. WOOHOOOHOOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHO. WILL YA MISS ME. WILL YA MISS ME?

but until then. damn.
and why is my TAGBOARD NOT BLIMMIN WORKING.

i shall not update this junk in england. due to the fact i have no com/tv/anything vaguely resembling an electronic equipment in my spartan 3 room flat in a cosy lil town on an island (same size of singapore with 1/6 the population) south of southampton (i hate repeating that. it sounds GHEYASS strange).... and 1 hour on the internet cafe they have there is 5 pounds. thats FIFTEEN SING DOLLAR.

and what does butlerman do in his rented car while in a 5 hour drive from airport? +1 hr ferry ride?

PLAY HIS FRIGGIN GAMEBOY. COLOUR. not some newfangled gameboy colour advanced ultimo power.
thats old skool for you - and guess what game it is....

-dumdumdum- POKEMON RED
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.

IMA HYPOCRITE. all that i have stood for in the last 3 years has gone to waste. the walls are crumbling, my life has no meaning!
-what i have revealed today. shall not be talked about under any circumstance. unless you know how to get pikachu. (shudder)

"why dont you bring a book"? well. only book in my house i havent re-read over and over again due to fact i just got it is hardcover and quite large. and last time i tried to bring that sorta book there/back, my father just looked at me, swore and scolded me for bringing "half the house" with me. i never lived in a library... (hahahahahah joke joke gettit? book * 2 = library -> sue me). whereas he tugs along his binoculars+camera+bigboots+funkyorangejacket+fadedshipjeans
for SHIPSPOTTING. HE'S DOING HIS WORK ON HOLIDAY???? (yes hes in the shipping business).

while in england. im gonna run everyday. or rather 3 or 4 times a week to keep fit for rugby. yes. even though its 5 degrees celsius disregarding the wind. STOP LAUGHING. i will do it. sometimes. or i can just stick to pushups/situps. and belly dancing to keep my figuuuureee.. (yes.. its a joke you gay bastard)

and now i shall leave you to your misery.
no more butlerman for you.
not unless its cheaper than 5 pounds/$15.
or you pay me to blog overseas as your overseas correspondent for bbc/butlerman blog channel.

i leave you now, or rather tmr 12pm (sms me to say goodbye, and i might get you a prezzie!)
I LEAVE YOU. TO ENGLAND. (listening to the aptly titled and sung LOTR:ROTK song - Into the West, go dl if you want to see what i mean)
TO THE BATMOBILE

posted by butler at 10:15 pm
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