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Wednesday, December 22, 2004

merry christmas... bah.humbug.

hey look! its a bird!
its a plane!
its A FAT RED MAN WITH A BEARD!
its A SOUTHAMPTON SUPPORTER! (my father really) we happen to be the only few southampton supporters in singapore. i have facts to back that up. and our faith is slowly fading away after a 5-1 thrashing by 'spurs. bastards.

anyway. i have to rush off to lunch at 11. its 10.50 now, so,

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY FRIENDS.
i've allowed more leeway on my selection on friends in a desperate bid to seem as if i have a social life, and therefore the 'friend' criteria is now - YOU MUST AT LEAST HAVE TALKED TO ME THRICE AND I MUST HAVE RESPONDED WITHOUT SWEARING. (hard.. i know)
so all you lucky buggers out there should be happy! and now you must work your way up to the 'good friend' catergory. i know you just cant wait. unfortunately, the jump is quite big. very big. very very big. i only have like 8 good friends, from all those 'normal friends' (comon butler, think, think of a big number of friends to impress everybody), yup all 671 'normal friends'. i know, its alot of people arent there. aren't you IMPRESSED? dont answer all the 'gors' and 'jiejies' (the strange teenager blood-brother-sister-mother-father phenomenon i explained earlier in this blog), cos all of you have like tribal clans the size of china's population.

this years prezzie budget is low, so i'll just have to send everyone packages of my love... how sweet. unless you happen to get my something, and i'll try and make an effort to repeat the gesture.

anyway, strange ramblings aside, merry christmas, and its just 7 more days till we meet (online) again! and the next time you see a message posted by me.....
i'll still be here (christmas eve)
but after that.....
watch out singapore! your idol has come to town.

your idol... has come...
TO THE BATMOBILE

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