To the BATMOBILE
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Thursday, December 02, 2004
"and they were dancing, and singing, and moving to the grooving, and just when, it hit me, somebody turned around and shouted 'play the funky music white boy', 'play the funky music RIGHT'" damn that hurt. it always does. today, i've played my worst rugby match in my entire 2 year career. but butlerman is strong! both mentally - and physically. butlerman must pull himself together. butlerman must get stronger! and heavier, taller, muscularer, fitter, skillfuller and other stuff. not that he's not strong, big, muscular, fit, skillful. and single! besides the point really. -to do all this, butlerman must GO OLD-SKOOL! -dj scratches in the background- -whips out nun-chucks and starts whirring them around- yeaah yeaah yeaaaaaaaaaaaah! -more scratching- ICE ICE BABY yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... (vanilla ice - ice ice baby) strange funky 20th century hiphop aside, i have to confess. my life... is in TURMOIL. "f**k theatrics, you ain't no actress" (2 live crew - hoochie mama) im not lying! and i'm no ho faking an orgasm! well i'm no ho anyway. however my trip to UK is ON BABY! ON! 8-29! ON! UK! and i'm going to watch 2 live EPL matches! (everybody gasps in envy) southampton vs charlton! and southampton vs middlesbrough! (everyone walks away - bastards) FANS STILL TO THE END! MORTAAAAAAAL KOMBAAAT! -mortal kombat theme starts- bring it charlton & middlesbrough! -does strange Neo hand taunting 'bring-it' thing- -going crazy- and before i hit 'delusional' on the crazed scale, if i already haven't, i shall leave you with this ending tune -spins cd- can't touch this... dumdumdumdum... can't touch this.... -curtains close onTO THE BATMOBILE- |
The Writer
highly confidential Martin Butler, or affectionally known to others as "Butler", "Butlerman", or just "Butt". -Most eligible bachelor of 2004-every year henceforth - step aside Mr.Clooney -Doesn't particularly enjoy much anymore having been desensitized as part of a cruel torturous regime a.k.a IB... -Dislikes everything he doesn't like... Nov 8th - Remember the date! MSN - butlerwantsu@hotmail.com (Add with caution) Archives
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