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Tuesday, December 14, 2004

frosty the snowman... lalalalalala

its roughly 3 in the afternoon, and i'm snug and cosy in the community library wearing off my fingerprints typing on a rock hard keyboard. can life get any worse? after my 1 hour free session it will, when i have to brave 5 degree celsius winds in an ecko t-shirt in a mad rush to get back to my family's freezing tiny flat where it seems as if the heating has broken down.

this is my life in england!

8am - attempt to wake up (if i do, i go for a jog in freezing conditions. "to keep myself fit" i kid myself sometimes)
9am - wake up for breakfast (an egg and hot chocolate. ummm yum?)
9:27am - rush to library to check gmail account (martinbutler@gmail.com) only to realise that nobody has mailed me, and slow down to a walk
10.30am - finished trying to amuse myself / com session runs out
11.15am - father rushes everyone to get to lunch "on time"
11.45am - reach pub, doesnt open to 12 and is forced to stand in freezing weather for 15 mins
12pm - stagger into pub
12.02 - has to decide between a tbone steak/ribeye steak/ sunday roast which is beef. all of which are strikingly similiar really.
2pm - stagger back after dessert to house to watch black and white tv (which was borrowed from neighbour) or i come to the library again much to the stares of librarians.

that really sums up my "holiday" as it gets dark at 4pm and i cant do much after that. unless i want to get raped and bundled up to South Africa and work as a slave in the dark. so says the granny anyway.

this is your BBC correspondent in the UK, freezing to death, slowly, all for the sake of your enjoyment... goodnight.
don't give me the cold shoulder now. hahahha.
as poor humour sets in, i make my way
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