To the BATMOBILE

Sunday, November 21, 2004

a startling discovery of my superhuman powers...

EPISODE II - the attack of a monotone [life]
(attack of the clones - the titles are getting worse, i know)

much as i hate this 'spree' of boredom, it has brought me to a conclusion.
that butlerman = edgar allan poe!

to prove it, like any simple science experiment i have learnt throughout this year's acs(i) enriching science programme.
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similarities

butlerman - going crazy, restlessness, dark and hansome, and a genius
edgar allan poe - is crazy, never rests (how else do you explain those eyebags), dark and brooding, and a genius

difference

butlerman - drives the batmobile, george clooney lookalike (i do drive the batmobile... comes with the car), probably twice mr.poe's size
edgar allan poe - n/a (no actual reference to his health/body/state of mind, whereas in the latter its quite obvious if you read his poems)
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brilliance in the making...
if only it wasn't so BLOODY BORING
(moody temper swings! closer and closer to achieving mr.poe's literary skills)

and as a final proof, check out this trick, a la Robert Langdon (from Da Vinci Code) style,

POE is Martin (my alter-ego), Shizzle-my-nizzle!

read out the bolded text to find out it spells POEMS. i am indeed a genius.

and a macdonald's breakfast burger beckons the ever-bored soul of the newfoundgenius.

and my heart aches aloud at the poorly-disguised attempts at humoring you (now i know the reason of my downfall).

and like batman - i have secrets that cannot be shared -lightning crackles outside window-

and southampton lost. f*ck. to Norwich. double f*ck.

and speaking of phucks. i have been falsely accused by fellow rugby compatriots of watching a porn video called magdelene's diary. or was it emily's diary. of which i have not heard off in my life. until yesterday.

and i sign off today/this morning (depending on how i feel, i might write another entry later) customary butlerman's style
TO THE BATMOBILE

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