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Monday, March 31, 2008
 It's official. In addition to a deadly array of martial art skills, the culinary expertise to match any award-winning chef that he possesses, and a masterclass sports act, Butlerman is now a fully fledge photographer.
Or not. Above demonstrates a feeble attempt of stylistic flamboyance that most first-time photographers rarely capture - I don't think I've broken the trend. Since then (midway last year) I've bumbled through taking some shots since with some Speaking of taxi stands, Butlerman in recent efforts to "Go Green" has forsaken the traditional Batmobile in lieu of more environmentally friendly modes of transport. Captain Planet, who sports a similarly retarded haircut (had one today myself) and that same muscle-bound body, his fellow vigilante would approve. After submitting myself to an incredibly gruelling saturday of work and enforced entertainment, I indulged in a midnight screening of "The Bucket List" whilst doing my best to stay upright in one of Lido's sleazier cinemas (I've been on swings that were more stable). Perhaps I'm used to lip-wobbling, face-peeling breakneck speeds that the Butler household enjoys driving their car at, but the pace at which Ong Kai _______ drove at provoked severe disbelief and irritation - I've seen people reverse faster into a parking lot. Despite bearing a startling and rather unfortunate resemblence to the supreme racer of Star Wars renown Sebulba, I was half-expecting to see a tow-truck pulling the taxi in the opposite direction, such was the manner the taxi was lurching along in. Every time we hit a corner (wildly enthusiastic figure of speech - at that speed we weren't going to hit anything), I was readying myself to drag myself out half spluttering drool from exhaustion and drowsiness to push the car along. Superhuman intuition or not, one is certain that this is probably not an isolated scenario. Until he manages to start driving... TO THE BATMOBILE Monday, March 03, 2008
It goes without being said that a blog post is long overdue, if only as a means of persuading everyone that Butlerman is once more at peace with the world. Relatively, that is. As a longtime pursuer of justice, "flabbergasted" would be the (lip-smackingly) appropriate word to describe myself when I found out that a certain high profile terrorist was on the loose in the mazey labyrinth of Singapore. Wentworth Miller's character in Other significant events have occured in my life recently, but in the interest of self-preservation, amongst others, this superhero isn't going to air his dirty spandex laundry anytime soon. (Yet another painful edit)TO THE BATMOBILE |
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highly confidential Martin Butler, or affectionally known to others as "Butler", "Butlerman", or just "Butt". -Most eligible bachelor of 2004-every year henceforth - step aside Mr.Clooney -Doesn't particularly enjoy much anymore having been desensitized as part of a cruel torturous regime a.k.a IB... -Dislikes everything he doesn't like... Nov 8th - Remember the date! MSN - butlerwantsu@hotmail.com (Add with caution) Archives
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