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Sunday, March 27, 2005

butlerman ponders the meaning of life...

everyone has that burning question that they want answers for.
due to my sole responsibility to keep the world turning, i, obviously, have tons of them.

while they range from "what the hell does y=mx+c mean?", to "what the hell am i doing?", there has been one pressing problem that has plagued my already-troubled person. and due to its extreme relevance to all of you (i conceded after much reaffirmation that i have more than 2 readers), i shall traverse the path of the wimp and place the burden on all of you. or just attempt to.

here goes - "What the hell is happening to my dearly beloved batforum?"

as it seems, while many of my dear readers happen to be rather docile in nature, other more... malicious members of the audience seem to be posing as a wide range of body parts and/or spouses. even more astonishingly (excitingly?) so, these seperate body parts (from tongue to a beautiful posterior) have developed the ability to speak. this, is not particularly disturbing, despite the wide range of colourful language on display. However i must impart my wishes onto the malefactors - pardon your language in the presence of the more effeminate readers (female in layman's terms).

it is due to this that i have deleted such disgusting insulting topics (ones that i normally have gotten used to) from the batforum, and will do to every other one posted. this is a step forward to a new mature sexier me! and it wont do my new sexier me any good by having any crud on my board.

another episode of beating-round-the-bush,
and the ramblings of the madman,
ends of with the customary -
TO THE BATMOBILE

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